RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED COWPOKE

Rudolph the red-nosed cowpoke
Had a very shiny gun.
And if you ever saw it
You would turn around and run.

All of the other cowpokes
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any cowpoke games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Sheriff came to say
"Cowpoke, with your guns so bright
Won't you kill my wife tonight?"

Then how the cowpokes loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the red-nose cowpoke,
You'll go down in history."

(author unknown)